With the quality of candidates being ooooh….sooo painfully low and the nation's problems and debt being alarmingly high, Handsome Hector has decided to take matters into his own hands. Humans have run amuck of our country and a mockery of our Constitution far too long and Hector isn't going to take it any more! As of today, January 12, 2012, Handsome Hector has submitted his entry for candidacy in the race for the next President of the United States of America 2012! All humans, K-9s, furry, or hairless creatures within the animal kingdom are urged to join and support Hector in what will be Hector's most daunting task- giving the country back to the humans. Hector is prepared to lose his joyous life at the local parks working tirelessly for all humans with one minor stipulation− that all creatures of the animal kingdom receive a FREE lifetime supply of unpolluted, non-toxic, natural habitat foods along with natural, fresh drinking water in every part of the globe (ya know, the way nature originally intended it?). This means anyone caught dumping toxins and pollutants and violating Mother Nature during his Presidency will receive the wrath of Hector's baldness!
Hector wishes all the running candidates his best (not really) but sincerely hopes they understand that packing it up right now would serve them best as he is already in discussions for Presidential wardrobe options. May the best "man" win! And more importantly, PEACE on Earth.
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